I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
People who take the opportunity to ride unprotected in no helmet states and people who motorcycle surf are doing a huge service to natural selection. You want to know what is cool? Staying alive and not ruining the lives of those who love you.
Just now realizing that I think Anthony Kiedis is hot
in that gay Mexican rapist way you mean?
When you get everything that you want
You will miss wanting what you have
I will never, I could never be happy with you
If you could never be happy without me
Go cry about it why don’t you.
some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses
i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass
"a goddamn founding father"
I like to call it the “George Washington”